| Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a
contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously,
lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes,
taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and
God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset,
and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display,
the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is
astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God chuckles, "Everybody knows... Jesus saves." |
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| But, Everyone else is doing it...
Hahah, great answers.
Please copy and paste the question, then answer ^__^
1. Are we friends?
2. When and how did we meet?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Whats the fondest memory you will ever have of me?
5. How long do you think we will be friends?
6. Do you love me?
7. Would you hug me?
8. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?
9. How long have you known me?
10. Describe me in one word.
11. What was your first impression of me?
12. Do you still think that way about me now?
13. What reminds you of me?
14. If you could give me anything what would it be?
15. How well do you know me?
16. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker or the same?
17. Do you feel you could talk to me about any thing and i would listen?
18. Are you going to put this in your xanga and see what i say about you? |
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